$500 per session. One hour per session. Solo, nude or partially nude, enemas and other medical fetishes. Less than an hour\’s drive away to shoot.

When you ask me a silly question like where am I getting all my money from lately, expect a silly answer. I get paid to get myself off. But I\’m only getting paid $500 per movie. Each movie sells between 50 and 100 copies, sometimes more. Each movie costs one viewer between $50 and $90 per DVD. Production costs are minimal.

ex·ploit

An act or deed, especially a brilliant or heroic one. See Synomyms at \”feat.\”

tr.v. ex·ploit·ed, ex·ploit·ing, ex·ploits

1. To employ to the greatest possible advantage: exploit one\’s talents.
2. To make use of selfishly or unethically: a country that exploited peasant labor. See Synonyms at \”manipulate.\”
3. To advertise; promote.

I\’ll take \”all the above\” for $500, Alex.

But hey, it\’s better than flipping burgers or hussling bookstore membership cards for six dollars an hour.