1. Go to Career Cruising, www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their \”Career Matchmaker\” questions.
4. Post the results
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in italics, and the careers in which you have worked/do work in bold.

Note: I have to take much more in depth career tests all the time for the government\’s department of rehabilitative services, and my results never, ever come out with these kinds of results. Either I\’m in a particularly bad, hating-on-people mood, or I\’ve had a severe personality change in the last two months since my last testing.

1. Probation / Parole Officer
2. Social Worker
3. Addictions Counselor
4. Clergy
5. Sport Psychology Consultant
6. Rehabilitation Counselor
7. Psychologist
8. Taxidermist
9. Mediator
10. Criminologist
11. Anthropologist
12. Director of Photography
13. Professor
14. Marriage and Family Therapist
15. Activist — career activists scare me
16. Genetic Counselor
17. Religious Worker
18. Print Journalist
19. Communications Specialist
20. Community Worker
21. Critic
22. Writer

23. Humanitarian Aid Worker
24. Public Policy Analyst
25. Foreign Service Officer
26. Lobbyist
27. Gerontologist
28. Translator
29. Political Aide
30. Market Research Analyst
31. Art / Music Therapist
32. Recreation Therapist
33. Zoologist
34. Environmental Health Inspector
35. ESL Teacher
36. Foreign Language Instructor
37. Judge
38. Director
39. Historian

40. Actor — formerly de le pornographie.

These results scare me. My battery is dead. More later.