I just flunked the sleep evaluation test. Two hours, not a sign of sleep, so they sent me home. I\’m supposed to try again god knows when, because first I have to get my health insurance to approve it, which takes days — sometimes weeks — and then they have to find an available night, which sometimes takes weeks. So in other words, it\’s back to la la land with the Valium until god knows when. THANK GOD.

I look like I\’m covered in cum. The test requires electrodes to be stuck all over your head and face, so they slick your hair down with some thick white goo and then tape the \’trodes on. Then they stuck them all over my face with the most gentle tape they had, but of course, when they pulled it off, they pulled off my skin with it. My face is now varying degrees of bright and dark red blotchiness, as well as residual tape gum that would not come off. This is not good. I have two photoshoots this weekend and a meeting with a photographer on Thursday, and right now I look like I\’ve been sexually assaulted for days on end. Can anyone recommend a good concealer, base, foundation and moisturizer for someone with rosacea? So far I\’ve found diddly. Looks like I\’m going to have to get a referral for a dermatologist, especially considering my skin the last two weeks since the cold hit. Goddammit. My body hates the winter. Maybe I should move to Arizona.

I just went to scratch my head and got a finger full of cum-like goo. Revolting. I belong in porno at the moment. Mat? Get your ass over here with the video camera. Time to shoot some dirtiness.