MW called me at ten o\’clock this morning to tell me how \”fucking awesome\” the mix CDs I gave him on Friday night at Marx are. Well, duh, chickadee, fuckin\’, duh. \”Did I wake you up?\” \”No, it\’s Sunday, I\’m usually awake at ten in the morning. I was in bed, but not asleep.\” Which was kind of true. Yoga is at nine, but I skipped out this morning, pressing issues keeping me up until the wee hours of the morning, and sleep was needed. Had I gone, I would have missed this call.
\”Where did you get that Marianne Faithful track? That\’s fucking hot. And that Console song — sounds like something straight out of the \’80s. Fuck! Thank you for these CDs! They\’re fucking awesome!\” So fucking awesome that I had to call you at ten in the morning on a Sunday to tell you. So fucking awesome that all my aches and pains and hangover were instantly forgotten, the last strains of Paul\’s \”you have shit taste in music, Cassandra\” stopped echoing in my ears and I resolved to rebuild my damn collection, get my ass a new set of Technics or Numarks or some shite brand of deck, and get my bum back out there again. Agent Relaxed. Boo fuckin\’ ya.
But yeah, if he thinks that shit was hot, wait until he gets a load of what I am putting on the hard drive of the computer I am building him.
Everybody sing Tender Trap with me and laugh: her record collection, separates women from men. Shit taste in music, indeed. My cunt can rock the fuck out nine thousand six hundred and twelve times more than your peanut dick, mister \”it needs more ska\”.
Ooh, and in the name of blasphemous, atrocious, do-not-know-how-fun-it-will-be-but-what-the-hell, we-are-doing-it-anyway fun, I offer two tidbits: MW and I are going to go to Club Five, and I am looking for other people to venture to Archibald\’s strip club with us (us being a group) later this week or next. Who is in? , would you be interested in checking out some male strippers with me at Secrets? And anyone want to take in one of the many drag shows at Club Chaos, Ziegfeld\’s or Perry\’s? The DC Drag Kings are taking over Art-O-Matic next Sunday, the 24th, from 1-10pm, and I will be there in full regalia with flyers for ViF if anyone wants to join in on the fun.
Art-O-Matic, feint and filler tonight.
Recovering scenester indeed.
