Whatever you do, do not panic.
This is not the time to panic. Panicking is bad. Panicking is for cowards.
Feel the tension building up inside of you and ignore it. Bite your tongue and run for the bathroom, and begin to endulge in your safest of defenses. Apply your mask and feel the fear slowly begin to subside as the Sharpie draws the arch over your brow. Curl the eyelashes and bring out the eyes of a fearless vixen. Stroke on mascara the color of midnight and watch as the chin tilts upwards with a haughty confidence.
This is the face of a woman with self confidence. This is the person you have to be.
Do not panic. You can do this. Exploit that mask for all it is worth.
Toot fucking toot.
