I wish I was shallow.
I wish I was more shallow.
If I was more shallow, would I be more happy?1
1. Alternatively replaceable with (more) \”confident,\” \”responsible,\” \”reliable,\” \”energetic,\” and/or (less) \”gimpy,\” \”fatigued,\” \”grumpy,\” \”bitchy,\” \”self-destructive,\” and \”hurtful to others\”?
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Define \”happy,\” grasshopper.
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I\’m finding myself in a real low, hitting me out of nowhere, and it wasn\’t until thirty seconds ago that I knew why. Oh yeah: it\’s my birthday in a week. That fucking mile marker that shows another three hundred sixty-five days have passed in which I have sat on my ass and not moved a fucking inch further from where I sat down at the age of fourteen.
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Sometimes, I feel like a nut. Other days, I remember to take my pills, and shut up.
